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I said “ you know a lot of communication is nonverbal. Let’s be clear. If I want the truth I can get it from her. Sorry let me ask again.”

“Yes sir. I did.” She turned and quickly left.

“ Yes ma’am. Thank you for disciplining me. I love you”

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so I whisper “ come on baby. One more out of that juicy delicious ass pussy. That shit smelled so good. Mercy.”

“ I can only reach my phone if…. Well honestly I’ll have to shove my face forward to get my arms to reach it.”

“When I call or text. You will be available.”

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I waited.

I pushed back and farted loudly. My boss walked into my office and shut the door behind him. We made eye contact. And I continued farting for a good 7 or 8 more seconds.

I leaned forward and farted loudly into her mouth. I said say thank you.

Hi everybody! I have been looking at posts on narcs and narc abuse on here and if has really helped me out a lot. I am currently struggling with my situation and need some advice/support. I met a narc last year, everything seemed to good to be true. Love bombing, always texting calling and taking me on dates. Everything changed when someone warned me about him out in public in front of him and who he is. This caused a conflict with us and the love bombing seized. he would tell me that everything is okay and i can come and talk. He would set a time limit on me and kick me out after that. he would then text me like everything was fine and we hung out again and after that he completely ghosted me for one week. He came back and texted me a week later laughing about the ghosting and acting like nothing had happened. he continued to text me ( not like in the beginning) make plans with me, then on the day of the plans he would just ghost me. One day he would act interested the next silence. i contacted him a month later and he acted like nothing happened. He was on a vacation and sent me a picture of another woman ( someone he allegedly met on the trip) to strike a reaction but i never gave him one. After the trip he came to my place and was extremely rude, accusing me of going on dates with a bunch of men. The next day he accused me of being an alcoholic and that he wanted nothing to do with me but said well maybe we can be "friends" then ghosted me i assumed at this point it was over and i would never hear from him again. He contacted me on the holiday a month later acting like everything was great. We ended up hanging out a month or so later and when we hung out it went well, i thought things were going in the right direction. after we hung out.. silence. I would try to text him and if he replied it would be very short then he just stopped replying. He ghosted me for almost three months. I thought he was done this time and of course he popped up again like nothing happened. At this point i was getting sick of if so i questioned him as to why he dissapeared and always does this. Of course he had some sob story about a injury and family member dying of cancer. I felt pity for him and he gave me an apology.. so i took him back stupidly. things seemed to be going smooth for a couple months, of course until his family member died and his injury got better he never contacted me and was distant. Menawhile, i was there for him during the difficult time for him. He lied to me about the funeral and never wanted to chat. I was chasing him and he would always claim nothing was wrong but when i said i thought he used me when he was down he could not handle it and would always tell me he didnt care and to go away. I would get so upset i would try texting him to work it out he would barelt respond and if he did he would not be nice about it. we did hang out a couple times after that, he would ignore me after. One day i was like hey i think you are seeing someone else, and i was like well ixam seeing someone so no problem if you are he said " buy bye good luck with your new guy stop contacting me" i was devastated and tried to get into contact with him for weeks then i just gave up and accepted it was over. He ended up contacting me a month later acting like everything was fine. He wanted to go out and have drinks i told him i would. He and i both seemed to have a great time. He ends up ignoring me again. I kept texting him trying to figure out what was wrong. He kept saying everything was fine and i said ok can we hang out again? He said maybe i was like why? He just kept saying maybe … our last conversation we had… i said what is wrong ? He said nothing is wrong everything is fine. I asked him why he keeps saying maybe. He said " maybe but i dont want to see you right now" i said why? He saix " im just not feeling it, if i wanted to date i would" i said why did you contact me less then a week ago wanting to go out? He said i didnt.. even though he did. So i said should i just move on or what? He said whatever you want to do. So i said that he was really confusing me and asked him if he had anything more to say before i move on? My messages were turning green so i panicked he blocked me and reacted irrationally. I said " omg did you block me? My messages are not going through. Even texted him on my work phone asking what was up. And called him twice ( please dont judge me i know it is pathetic i never was this type of girl before him) so he replied and said " Ok I'll block you now" then immedietly blocked me. He has never blocked me before since I have met him he will just ghost. Is this ths final discard aka " grand finale? Did i just push him too far? this has upset me so much its hard to even function.

“ hell no bitch. Tell her you aren’t doing anything else. Fuck this actually.” He hung up.

I said. “ watch. Girl. Go swallow his load while I sit on his face. Sissy bitch you are not to make a sound. “

“ oh. I’m sorry sir. Please get your phone. Of course you may stick your face in my butt. I’m sorry you have to. Please take as long as you’d like”

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I slowly let her tongue out of my mouth. And caressed her cheek.

He laid back “ your ass smells so heavenly. Delicious. I’m in love.” He grabbed my ass and started playing with my cheeks. I lifted up a little and pulled my pants and pantyhose down.

“ stand up and pull your pants down. I want to see your pussy. Do not touch your penis or reference it again.”

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She stopped crying.

he held the moment. “ I apologize. I’m at work myself. I didn’t mean to get upset. She is already there so much.”

I looked at her fiance. “ now we will try again. She is mine. She will be staying with me tonight. Until I say otherwise.”

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he answered. “ what the fuck do you want now?” In one motion she was on her knees nose in my asshole. Sniffing greedily.

You could hear the joy in her voice

I knew I had him. “ does it smell weird in here to you?” It smelled like my asshole. I had just filled my entire office with my ass odor.

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She said “ hey. I’m super busy. Look. My boss just put me on a really important assignment. I have to be available to her 24/7”

“ say ahh like the dentist”.

It was wet and loud. I looked her in the eyes

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He just moaned.

He answered quickly.” No ma’am but I do wish I was sucking him off instead of you.”

“ thank you for allowing me to be near you. I love the smell of your ass. I need to lick your asshole. I need to obey you. I need to break up with my fiance”

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“it’s alright Henri. I enjoy hearing it. Thank you.”

“ now. I am going to call him back. Would you like me to do that?”

“ no. I am not engaged. I have an owner. It is you. I’m sorry for being disrespectful and wearing that in this office. I am your property. Point blank period.”

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“ it is not a joke. You have cheated on her before is that correct?”

she leaned forward and softly said “ thank you ma’am”

She quickly took the huge rock she had shown everyone off of her finger. She set it in my hand.

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“ thank you sir. I’m happy you enjoy my perfume. Alright as much as I want to think you’re kneeling at my feet. I know you need to get your phone sir I feel terrible”

“ well looks like Daddy had a nice nap. Get up in that ass Daddy it’s all yours.” I twerked a little bit into his face.

“ oh your so cute. I love you too little girl. You want to live with mommy?”

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he was quiet and then said “ yes ma’am. I’m super nervous in my office…..”

This little sissy actually just nodded her head.

“do you still have his number?”

silence. Then I farted again loudly.

he looked down and said “ yes I am.”

I made to sit up in my chair. And he put his hand on my low back moving me into the position I had been In straddling my work chair. Back arched ass out.

He heard her. It shook him and I could tell.

I hung up. As my boss grabbed my hips and shoved his mouth into my asshole.

“ why would I want to wash my mouth off? I just orgasmed. Thank you. I’m worried about our boss finding out”

“ hey. Hey. It’s alright. I know you love being fucked like a cheap whore. That we can work with. What I have a problem with is you being rude over the phone. Now. Let’s be respectful. What kind of underwear do you have on sissy?”

I went back to throating my bosses huge cock. The slurping sounds filling the room. I could feel his big mushroom head getting even bigger. He was about to cum.

I said “ do not lie to me.”

I swear I haven’t taken a break in 5 hours. No one has. I know I look good. I know my job is done well. I lean forward a little and wiggle my ass. I look around.

“thank you so much Ma’am. I love the smell of your ass”

I took her hand in mine. “ look at me.”

Then slapped her hard across the mouth.

he sounded on the verge of tears “ what?? I dont understand.”

She didn’t answer. She stood up and got her phone out. She put it on speaker. It was her fiance.

I smiled and said” no. She will be staying with me. Tonight and tomorrow. Until I say otherwise actually.” She squealed into my ass and started hungrily tonguing my hole.

He said “ look I need to be getting back to work. I’ll talk with her about it tonight.”

I sat in the chair she just was in. I pulled her hips and sat her down on my leg. I could feel her body orgasming. I sucked on her tongue then said

a real man’s cock. I started sucking on his soft dick. After swallowing the entire thing, his cock was hard as a rock but he was still asleep.

He did not like this.

“Yes daddy I do.” He grabbed the back of my neck and kissed me. “ you want me to fuck you while I walk the dog? What about my wife? My marriage?”

I answered him” what I want is for you to know that you had your fiance crying earlier. This is her boss.”

“Please. Don’t move on my account. Seriously Henri that’s an order” he moved to kneel beside me but dropped his phone right behind my ass.

He actually said “ yeah. It was a one time thing. I made a mistake and it hasn’t happened again.”

“ we will begin immediately. You will come with me to the bathroom. I will shit with the door open. Always. You will not address any one but me. You will beg to lick the shit clean off my hole. Plead for me to stand against the sink. You will not be allowed to wash your mouth or brush your teeth.”

“ stand up. Oh look at her little clitty. Are you excited little sissy?” He stood up and his cock was rock hard through his work pants.

“ turn around and suck on your fingers. Now.”

“ I knew you would. Tell me your phone password. Ah. It’s ringing.”

I wasn’t sure she was the right one. Then.

“ pull your mouth of just a little. You love suckin on my asshole. Well open your mouth and don’t move. Can you do that for me?”

I never poop at work. I have a huge butt and I fart a lot when I shit. Also I take huge poops. And idk. Never at work unless I have to. I only fart at work on the super low.

she was hugging me tightly and moaning.

He didn’t answer.

I looked at him and said” listen bitch. You will be honest. And be the best behaved little girl. Is that understood?”

He looked at me. I sighed and said to her” he said not for any reason. It is not appropriate to ask about his personal life. At any time.”

all i said was “ finger your hole with 3 fingers and don’t move. Either of you”

I leaned forward. Smiled and told her to come here as I motioned to a chair in front of my desk. She sat down. I said” sit up straight and lean forward”

she was on the edge of tears.

I had been waiting so long for this. He had a wife and family but. He could fuck me any time he wanted. No strings.

I stood up. I looked her in her eyes.

She shuddered and said “ I’ve never cum this hard in my life. I love you so much. Thank you.” She started sobbing while orgasming.

Nothing. Silence.

smelled the air and said “ yummm that smells so damn delicious.” I smelled the air again. I thought I was alone in my office so I wiggled my ass. Poop and ass and every single thing about it makes me horny.

She stared daggers.

“ now. We are going to try this again. After I finish throating this cock. But first. I need to know something. And I’m going to have you watch me”

“Yes ma’am!” Good greedy girl.

“ yes ma”am”.

“ now. You will stop having intercourse with him.”

“ are you having fun playing with your hole?”

I told her “ go get my phone.” She got it. In camera too. He didn’t even notice. Her fiance. What a fag.

I said “ do you still have her number?”

“ now what do you say young lady?”

He quickly said “ no.”

“Yeah. I haven’t even had a break. Seriously I’ve been so gassy. I’m sorry I know it must smell awful.”

he stood up and pulled his work pants down. But stayed facing forward.

“Give me a kiss Daddy.” He put his lips right onto the lips of my ass and I squeezed and kissed my daddy with my ass. He opened his mouth wide and I pushed out a nice fart. I could hear it in his mouth.

I got up and went to my boss who was snoring on the ground. I went right to work and sat my big ass on his face and went to throat his cock.

he smiled and walked over to my desk. Yall. As soon as I finished farting this man. My boss. Said” thank you so much Henri. Please don’t move and don’t let me bother you.”

He looked at his secretary and said “ I believe she told you something did you hear her?”

She did so promptly.

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he bucked his hips and pumped some more cum I to her mouth.

He immediately said “ thank you.”

we are super busy. Every one is going crazy, head head boss came in. Then left.

He answered.

“Hush. I’ll take care of you. Now I am going to call your fiance. Once he answers the phone. You need to unbutton my pants and slide them down a little just enough for you to push your nose into my ass. You will do nothing but sniff my asshole. Hold on. Come sit in my lap first for just a moment”

I pulled away. “ daddy. I’ll suck you off in your bed while she sleeps next to you. I’ll do anything for you sir. But I do need a favor real quick. Let’s go to your office. Stay here bitch.”

She was trying to be polite” oh it’s ok. It happens to everyone. I’ve had a little bit of an upset tummy myself”

he. Still kneeling said “ it smelled really nice when I came in here. I thought you got new perfume. It smelled lovely.” He sniffed the air by my asshole. “ it smells so good but not weird.”

“ is there a problem sissy?”

someone walked in. Because of how he was kneeling. He could not be seen by anyone but me. Lucky it was a female coworker who I didn’t care for much.

he reached one arm around my waist and then the other and pulled his face to my ass. I smiled. I could feel his saliva as he sucked on my asshole.

I have had a huge cup of coffee. Black. I had to shut so bad. But in a professional woman and I’ve worked hard. So that is what I was doing.

he said “ look is this some kind of joke? I’m sorry for being a jerk earlier.” I FaceTimed him.

He chuckled. “ this is the happiest I’ve been at work in forever. You’re lovely Henri and I’m thankful you work here.”

I leaned forward some more. “ did you get your phone? Oh no worries. I actually need to ask you something if that’s ok? Oh I think I can move your phone with my feet.”

he whispered “ a jockstrap”

he stood up and whipped around and pulled his ass apart to show her his totally hairless pussy. He turned around and said

And sometimes I straddle my work chair. I say because it helps my back. But really it is to show my boss that my ass is his any time he wants it.

I looked at him. “ now apologize to her. And me.”

I then farted loudly into my bosss mouth. Which she didn’t know.

He whimpered but quickly obeyed and sucked on his fingers.

“Sir. Are you sure that’s the only way? I can easily get up and pick your phone up off the floor. Sir?”

then let out a nice long juicy fart. Normally I wouldn’t but I had to shit so badly. I love farting and I love my big ass for making me have the best farts.

“ you do not have to ask. I am your property sir. I’ve never been happier at work either. I’m sorry for farting before you came in. I have to poop and I normally don’t poop. Omg why am I telling you this?”

she had been withdrawn up until then. She gently pulled her hand away wanting me to pull her in.

He looked at the ground “ never Ma’am. I’ve only gotten to suck two cocks. I’ve never had a man’s dick in my ass.”

This one smelled so badly. Wet too. It felt so good. Office curtesy is not to say anything and everyone was so busy anyway. I let out a long low moan.

“ wipe your nose. We need to call your fiance. He is still your fiance?”

after a few minutes. I told her to buckle his pants. He stood up and pulled me close for a kiss. I could smell my shit on his mouth. He stuck his tongue down my throat and I sucked greedily on it.

I addressed her fiance. “ you wish you were me?”

I unbuttoned his work pants and a fat 10in cock popped out and hit my face. Commando. Damn that’s sexy. I knew he had a big dick. I had stared at his cock so many times I could draw it from memory.

“Hey. Wow it’s crazy busy today. Isn’t it?”

he spoke up” no don’t. Please.” Awwww.

he looked at his secretary” I am not to be disturbed for any reason. Is that understood?” She shot me a dirty look and asked “ does that include your wife as well sir?”

I put my hands on my large ass cheeks and pulled them apart slightly. I was so Randy I was humping my work chair.

Yes, oh my gosh. I was at work in my office. I had on tight black work pants and was only wearing pantyhose.

I stood up and walked to the front of my desk.

“ yes ma’am. Thank you. I love this so much. This is super strange and I am worried about her. And myself Ma’am. I am afraid of what people will think and if I’ll lose my job. Is there anything I can do to show you?”

I pushed him away gently. “ I have to catch up on a few things. If you need me call me I will be there immediately. I know you’ve had a long week baby. I know you go workout and walk the dog. Please use me Daddy.”

“Good gurl. When was the last time a man came in your asshole?”

I laughed. “ no. No. Don’t do that. I know you want to have me use your mouth like a toilet. Do you want that?”

“I will try this call one last time.” She jumped up and got behind me. She tried undoing my belt. I turned around and quickly backhanded her again.

“ do not speak until I tell you. Now. You may not touch yourself. You will serve me and clean me with your tongue. Whenever and wherever I am taking a shit you will come and lick my asshole clean. You will swallow every drop of my urine. I will spank you often. You may not touch my pussy. You will clean and cook. You will be on your knees at my asshole. Greedily.”

“oh let me grab that real quick. I’m sorry I can be so clumsy.” He knelt on all fours his face but an inch away from my huge ass. I could see his phone. He was not reaching for it.

“ if you don’t finish this conversation every person in that building will know your secret. What kind of underwear are you wearing?”

“Do not disobey me young lady. You may respond.”

He started whimpering “I’m sorry for asking if you liked my pussy. That was rude. I don’t care if you like it because you can’t fuck me. I’m sorry for being upset earlier that was rude.”

He said “ what??? I’m not lying.”

“ good girl. I’m so proud of you. Just the thought of smelling my asshole and you have cum. Moan for me and tell me.”

she looked down. I leaned across my desk and pulled her head to mine and kissed her mouth. I sucked on her tongue and caressed her nipples through her shirt. Just then I felt my bosses nose on my asshole.

I knocked “ hey you asked for me?”

“Yes of course i can.” I laughed

“ you’re sweet. Yes show me your hole really quick please. Let me see that sweet pussy.”

“ it’s ok. You don’t have to lie to me. You have two choices now. You can lie but then you will never again get the gift of my ass. Or you can tell the truth. Now. I’ll ask you again. What do you say young lady?”

He walked directly to his office. I waited two minutes and then did the same. His secretary was with him when I got there.

He barely looked up “ yes. I did. Would you have a seat please?”

She started sucking that cock like she was dying of thirst, and in a few moments my boss bucked his hips. Grabbed the back of her head and shoved his whole 10 inches down her throat. He pumped load after load down her throat. She moaned and kept sucking.

“ yes ma’am. Do you like my pussy?”

He piped up “ look. I have to go. I have work to do”

She smiled and said “ yes I do.”

He kissed me. “ you wanna watch me workout?” I rubbed his bulge.

he did it. He actually did it. A half inch from my asshole my boss was kneeling at my ass mouth open.

“ stand up baby and put your arms around my waist.” She did as she was told. She snuggled her arms around my waist and laid on my back.

I looked at her and said “ no. You will behave and be honest with me young lady. What are you thanking me for. Exactly?”